1. Whenever you drop cards on the floor, someone in the world dies. When you pick those cards back up, someone who has passed away is brought back to life.
2. Every time you lie to your spectator about what you are doing, their noses grow bigger. Every time you tell the truth, their noses shrink a little.
3. When people ask you if you can do something, you can do it, but only if they ask you. For example, if someone asks if you can make their husband vanish, because they asked, you can. If someone asks if you can turn a $1 into a $100 bill, you can, but only in that situation.
"So, what can I do with these sentences?"
Gather enough sentences like these and you can put together a fun card game. If you're a writing enthusiast like myself, sentences like these can give birth to different short stories and characters. If you're into directing small shorts, you can take a sentence like this and make a short youtube clip.
"What if I'm not into any of those things? How can I benefit off these?"
Every piece of information you feed your brain is like food for the stomach bro. Some information is more nutritive than other information (compare fast food to a proper mama-cooked meal). It's one to read something, like an article for e.g. , which gives you information on a fuckin' platter for you to just ingurgitate, and another to read something which inspires you to play with your creativity and further develop your own thoughts, ideas, jokes.
Obviously, if you just read these sentences without any follow-up, it's like banging a girl without calling her afterwards. One night stands are nice, but they're shallow, homeboy.
"Ummm...yeah, thank you for that."
Just play with the sentences. Play with ideas. Allow your mind to have fun with its creative power.
Next time when you're with people and don't know what to talk about, you can pop out one of these sentences and see what happens.